ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

(Source: theamericankid)

snakelet:

you can ship whatever you want unless its a ship i dont like. if i think its a bad ship youre not allowed to ship it. not on my internet. not in my universe. i am the authority on all things shipping and youre under arrest

(Source: imensedimise)

nosferapti:

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nosferapti:

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notpaulavery:

the people who add little comments to everything they reblog are probably the same people who purposely shout out the wrong answer in class and think they’re funny

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

oldfilmsflicker:

Babe: Pig in the City, 1998 (dir. George Miller)

oldfilmsflicker:

Babe: Pig in the City, 1998 (dir. George Miller)

“Mysteries drive us all. We only glimpse their veiled faces, but their power pushes us onward, toward darkness. Or into the light.”
Salman Rushdie, Fury (via llibre)